I really want to know how Teresa and Vincent spend Thanksgiving. I’ve never dealt with Thanksgiving in the KWARL universe, but it’s something I’d like to do someday.
I’m pretty sure it would be sort of normal, except if Vincent got the idea to try to cook the turkey in mere seconds by exploding it.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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Seeing as how I spent way too much time playing New Super Mario Bros Wii this weekend, this idea was easy. Especially considering that after an entire Sunday of playing, I only see Mario and Mario-related objects when I close my eyes. I might have a condition…
See, Mario games are always awesome, so a rocket launcher power up in a Mario game would just add to the overall amount of awesome already present in the game. The rocket launcher would allow Mario to blow up coin blocks and enemies, and most importantly, a rocket launcher would allow Mario to blow a giant hole in the side of whichever castle he had to invade to get at the end boss, saving valuable time and energy needed for rescuing the ever-kidnapped Princess Peach.
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This is totally my well-educated and perfectly acceptable opinion at work here: space is boring.
Yeah, it’s pretty to look at and only via space can I tell which day of the week to buy a lottery ticket, but there’s not much to do up there. And if you did one day manage to get up there, what are you going to do? Float around? Implode? Both of those suggestions would seem to get old fast.
One thing that could make space much more interesting is rocket launchers. You could play the most realistic version of Asteroids ever. Sure, you’d have to wait 3-100 years between games, but that’s the price you pay for realism in video games.
I’d also love to fire a rocket launcher at the sun one day, just to see what would happen.
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About “The Six Weddings of Vincent Frye”:
“I had been under the impression that marriage was something two people agreed to do, like going to a movie or getting a haircut. I had no idea that only one side could declare a marriage and it would be legally binding! I had seen weddings on television before. They seemed like fancy birthday parties for two people at at time. Presents and cake were involved too, so I wasn’t sure why people didn’t have weddings more often. Little did I know, weddings weren’t exactly what I thought they were. Somehow, I had gotten myself into a ’situation’ that had one ‘girl’ wanting to ‘marry’ me. I didn’t really mind, until there was another ‘girl’. And then another…”
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Still the ever-lovable symbol of… something cute, the addition of a rocket launcher would give Hello Kitty much-needed appeal outside her normal demographic of all girls ever. The rocket launcher would be something of an accessory, much like the bow on her ear. I could even see Hello decorating her beloved rocket launcher with a bow of its own. Maybe two. People see the bow, they think ‘cute.’ People see the rocket launcher next to the bow, they think ‘don’t mess with the bow.’
As far as I can tell (I don’t know all that much about Hello Kitty), Hello doesn’t have any enemies in her world, so the rocket launcher would be more of a fashion statement than anything else. This would make sense, especially considering that Hello Kitty seems to exist solely for the purpose of merchandising. The Hello Kitty merchandising line only brings in over $1 billion in worldwide sales annually. Imagine how much higher that number could be if a rocket launcher was added to the mix.
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Just a reminder, now that all 10 + 1 questions are posted, entries will be accepted up until November 16th @ 11:59pm Pacific Standard Time.
This is to give people a chance to read the books and be sure of their answers.
Good luck!
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Is up now right here:
KWARL Facebook Page
That’s all the questions, folks! Answers will be accepted up until
Monday Nov. 16th @ 11:59pm PST (to give everyone a chance to read the books and be sure of their answers). Good luck!
Full contest details can be found here:
“Read KWARL Win KWARL” Contest details
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Question 10: (From Kid with a Rocket Launcher, Book 1 Volume 2) –
What does Vincent end up destroying with the rocket launcher?
(Note that questions 5-10 are/will be from Book 1, Volume 2)
Gather all 10 + 1 correct answers to the questions posted between Oct. 1 and Oct .14 on either KWARL.com or the KWARL Facebook page, and email them to:
KidWithARocketLauncher (at) yahoo (dot) com
for your chance to win!
Contest details can be found here:
“Read KWARL Win KWARL” Contest details
KWARL Book 1, Volumes 1 & 2 can be found at fine places like these:
*Get KWARL Book 1, Volume 1 here* (Amazon.com Link)
*Get KWARL Book 1, Volume 2 here* (Amazon.com Link)
*Get KWARL Book 1, Volume 1 here* (Barnes & Noble.com Link)
*Get KWARL Book 1, Volume 2 here* (Barnes & Noble.com Link)
*Get KWARL Book 1, Volume 1 here* (Tattered Cover Book Store Link)
*Get KWARL Book 1, Volume 2 here* (Tattered Cover Book Store Link)
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Question 9 is right here: KWARL Facebook Page
Gather all 10 + 1 correct answers to the questions posted between Oct. 1 and Oct .14 on either KWARL.com or the KWARL Facebook page, and email them to:
KidWithARocketLauncher (at) yahoo (dot) com
for your chance to win!
Contest details can be found here:
“Read KWARL Win KWARL” Contest details
KWARL Book 1, Volumes 1 & 2 can be found at fine places like these:
*Get KWARL Book 1, Volume 1 here* (Amazon.com Link)
*Get KWARL Book 1, Volume 2 here* (Amazon.com Link)
*Get KWARL Book 1, Volume 1 here* (Barnes & Noble.com Link)
*Get KWARL Book 1, Volume 2 here* (Barnes & Noble.com Link)
*Get KWARL Book 1, Volume 1 here* (Tattered Cover Book Store Link)
*Get KWARL Book 1, Volume 2 here* (Tattered Cover Book Store Link)
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