So I just discovered that Mom is making money off me. She tells the government that she “depends” on me, and gets money for me existing.
This makes me curious as to why I’ve never seen any of this income come in my way.
I plan on camping out next to the mail box every day until an envelope from the government shows up. I will then open the envelope and, using our beloved family calculator, work out how much I deserve to get of these monies the government is paying Mom for having me.
I also plan to study the tax system so I can figure out why she gets paid for “depending” on me when, in reality, I “depend” on her WAY more than she “depends” on me.
Happy Tax Day, everybody!
- Vincent
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