Archive for the ‘General KWARL Things and Stuff’ Category

I was walking around a store that I won’t name when I noticed Christmas decorations for sale. I’m still deciding on what to dress up as for Halloween, but this store has decided to skip the rest of October and November and most of December and just declare that it’s Christmas time. Not that I have a problem with that, but it would have been nice if they had asked me if I cared to completely skip Thanksgiving dinner.

That said, this is what I want to get my mom for Christmas. In a way, it’s also for me. When I come home with a body part hanging off, she can turn to this guide as an invaluable tool for fixing me.

According to the book, when I have ‘Loof Aloof Morgoof,’ Mom will know that the only cure is a bit of ‘Hug-a-bugbug.’

When I’m afflicted with ‘Reef Grief,’ Mom can mix up some ‘Mudfunkles Soup.’

And when I try to stay home from school with a bad case of ‘Ne’er Wells Areya’, she’ll know that only some ‘Parsnip Nipspar’ will save the day.

I hope she appreciates how much work I put into keeping our family safe.

– Vincent


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So I just discovered that Mom is making money off me. She tells the government that she “depends” on me, and gets money for me existing.

This makes me curious as to why I’ve never seen any of this income come in my way.

I plan on camping out next to the mail box every day until an envelope from the government shows up. I will then open the envelope and, using our beloved family calculator, work out how much I deserve to get of these monies the government is paying Mom for having me.

I also plan to study the tax system so I can figure out why she gets paid for “depending” on me when, in reality, I “depend” on her WAY more than she “depends” on me.

Happy Tax Day, everybody!

– Vincent

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Due to various circumstances beyond our control (such as the end of April 1st), the newly-announced project “Toddler with a Hand Grenade” will not be happening.

Apologies for anyone who got their hopes up.

– The Management

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The shortest short story ever!

Artist link: Samurai Princess

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This is the year 2010. Oh-ten for those hip enough to drop the 2. We were all supposed to have flying cars and Rosie-maid robots and wives named Jane by now. But the world seems to move at a slow pace as far as change is concerned.

And then something comes along and reminds us that the future is now. Robots may invade tomorrow, but not before real innovation has hit home. This morning, via a commercial during the morning news, I was introduced to the Old El Paso Stand ‘n Stuff taco shells. They are taco shells that STAND ON THEIR OWN.

Forget the iPad. This is the future. Right here.

It even comes packaged with TBHQ!

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A special thanks to Richard Davis and Kailin Scott for getting the word out about the KWARL: Fuzz of War short, and super-awesome thanks to Kailin for the fan art right above this.

Richard and Kailin just started their very own web comic, awesomely titled “Samurai Princess” – www.samuraiprincess.com

Check it out and be sure to stop by their forums to say hi.

Oh, and just in case anyone comes here from there, here’s the short again to help put that fan art into context (5:41):

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Vincent was summarily asked by Teresa for a more realistic list. He crossed off the towel and handed the list back to her.

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